"Dead Babies" Jokes

I luv'em. Råa. Känslokalla. Smaklösa. Just like I like it.


Humor!


Inte lika kul...

Man har ju hört några genom åren... jag bjuder på ett urval nedan. Huvudsakligen på engelska. De blir mycket bättre då, tycker jag i alla fall. Tack till alla som lärt mig nya... =)

- What's worse than finding ten dead babies in a trash can?
- Finding one dead baby in ten trash cans.


- What's worse than finding a pile of dead babies?
- Finding a pile of dead babies, and among them, one alive baby trying to eat its way out...


- How do you fit ten dead babies into only one little bowl?
- Put on the blender.

- How d'you get them out of the bowl?
- Nachos!


- What difference is there between a pile of dead babies and a Beemer?
- I don't have a BMW in my garage...


- What does it feel like, fucking a dead baby at night?
- Pretty similar to daytime.


- Which way to kill a baby is more fun?
- Turning them on their bellies and letting them drown in an inch of water.